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ranchinara

Dipping your cheese sticks in ranch and marinara to create ranchinara (the best sauce for cheese sticks).
Dude, I'm glad I decided to serve the cheese sticks with ranch and marinara. The ranchinara lovers are going wild.
by Sista Jude April 29, 2010
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Ranchin' it Up

The act of enjoying yourself thoroughly.

* Derives from the act of eating Fayze's in La Crosse.
Tim: "What are you doing Steve?"
Steve: "I'm just laying on my couch watching a movie"
Tim: "I'm at work while you're just sitting around ranchin' it up without a care in the world!"
by Alteez June 21, 2011
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Ranching

Once you cumm inside your partner's mouth she/he will spit it up into the air. You try to catch it in your mouth then you make the choice to spit or swallow.
This girl taught me how to ranch, we were Ranching all night.
by Sugar Daddy K February 4, 2009
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Ranchini

A sex act in which a male is banging a female type doggystyle and when he is about to cum he pulls out and gets a ranch bottle ready for action. At that moment, he begins to dump ranch all over the female types upper/lower back and ass as if he is droppin' an outstanding jizzbomb load all over her. Prep: Make sure to have the ranch at least at room temperature. Also, make sure you get the biggest bottle of ranch you can find. Might have to make modifications to the ranch bottle so it pours the ranch out at a prime rate.
"I have that bitch the ranchini with the nigger family sized bottle of ranch."
"Leeroy: Yoooooo nigha, I gave dat bic da ranchini but with dat dere sweet baby rays nigger BBQ sauce...ya nigha ran out of Stubb's."
by ScorchingTurkey May 28, 2013
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RANCHION

A large McMansion, built in the country, with land.
Bill was tired of living in Dallas, so he bought a ranchion, on Richland chambers lake.
by Danman73 November 1, 2015
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re-ranching

The art of applying more ranch after the initial serving has been devoured.
After I used ranch for half of my omelette, I had to begin re-ranching because I ran out.
by TrentBalenciaga May 5, 2009
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Ranching

The act involves your erected meat stick tickling the prostate gland of a pony. This can be any pony, but the pony must be alive, and it must be conscious you sick bastard. When you have almost reached point of testicular eruption, withdraw your manhood, position yourself to the side of the pony and swing your dick so your pearly mess arcs towards the neck of the pony. The object here is to try and lasso the pony with your baby gravy. Having your sperm beam loop around the pony's neck equals success.
After a long hard day at work, nothing relaxes me more than a drive through the countryside and going ranching.
by The J011y R4ch3r November 4, 2013
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