Alabama Ancestry

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama

William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!

by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

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Your ancestry incestry

The new addition to the your mom gay trilogy

John: "Your mom gay"
Bill: "No you"
John: "Your family tree LGBT"
Bill: "Your ancestry incestry"
Entire world collapses on itself after John took the most intense insult known to man.

by ScruffyNuffy May 19, 2018

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jewish ancestry

A common name for sound files depicting the burning fires of a wood oven.

"Hey, Steve, why'd you send me a sound file called jewish ancestry?"
"Well, you said you wanted to learn about my family history."
"I did, but this just sounds like a burning oven!"
"Exactly."

by ThePromisedLAN November 9, 2017

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Ancestry Outed

When family secrets get exposed due to the use of an at home DNA testing kit.

"Yea, turns out I have a half sister in New York that also lines up with one of my dad's business trips. Looks like he just got Ancestry Outed"

by Bluestang65 December 14, 2019

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Oh yeah, I hit my cousin up on ancestry.com last night.

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

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