Romosexual

Romosexual

1.) A guy who says "fuck it, I'll take one for the team and suck Tony Romo's dick so he can get back to health." Ex. Ryan Hunter

2.) A guy who sends a video of him and his wife engaging in "poop sex" to Tony Romo's house and then gets a restraining order from him.

This Ryan Hunter's obsession for Tony Romo absurd. He is clearly a Romosexual.

Romosexual by Medharsh MaGarsh March 11, 2017

Ratsexual 

A retard who is sexually attracted to rodents.

Corey: I love ratsexual people. I'm ratsexual myself!
Nick: What the fuck?

Ratsexual by GuyOnDr0G October 11, 2020

vampsexual 

a girl who only has sex with playboi carti fans or playboi himself.

“damn she bad af”

“nah bro she vampsexual, she only fucc carti fans”

“what”

vampsexual by wint3rv4mpgrrl October 14, 2021

Rapesexual 

An invalid gender. Usually used by motherfucking dumbass cretins that resort to rapism to finally touch a woman.

These people try to make their rapism "valid" by turning it into a gender.

Person 1: So, what sexuality are you?
Person 2: I'm Transgender, what sexuality are you?
Person 1: I'm rapesexual.

Then Person 2 runs away as fast as they can and calls the cops.

Rapesexual by CrownIR May 22, 2022

romosexual

when guys, mostly cowboy fans, are in love with Tony Romo he is QB for the Dallas Cowboys. they love Romo more than life itself, wives, kids, and moms. They would suck his dick if that meant that Dallas would win the super bowl.

Hey Jim did you cathc any games on sunday?
Well Roger the only game to see was the Dallas game, where Tony was amazing, 233yds and 4 tds. He is mvp, superbowl mvp, all pro, he is 1/2 man 1/2 amazing 1/2 god. he is the only man with 3 halves.
Jim its offical you are a romosexual.

romosexual by Drew Armstrong November 9, 2007

romosexual

a male or female crush on the Dallas Cowboys quaterback Tony Romo

The fans at the Cowboys game were full of romosexuals!

romosexual by Greggo W. February 6, 2008

Lampsexual

Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.

Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.

Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.

Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.

N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.

A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.

V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.

Lampsexual by SpaceBURRito January 2, 2022