Ragu 

Meaning pregnant, derived from the ever popular euphemism for said word: preggo, which to many sounds suspiciously like a certain brand name spaghetti sauce.

Person A: Did you hear about Becky?
Person B: Oh, yeah, heard she's totally ragu now. Four months and showing.

Ragu by Noir Mayhem September 11, 2010

Ragu 

To be a new male pornstar on the scene screwing several hundred women in one sitting.

You definitly pulled a ragu the other day at the porn shoot.

Ragu by Anonymous October 25, 2003

ragu 

the red stuff on on the end of a tampax or on the ends or your fingertips

It was surely that time of the month again, I had ragu all over my fingers after doing a monthly inspection

ragu by eli martin October 19, 2007

Ragu 

minging girl who sleeps around

pete you must have caught something off that 'ragu' lover!

Ragu by master B November 20, 2003

Ragu 

Ragu is the definition of a personality type, a complete and total moron. A person who lies consistently and sits and play World-of Warcraft. This type of person will complain about not having a girl friend, yet they will sit an lock themselves in a room for days on end playing World-of-Warcraft which will know be know as "WOW". A "Ragu" does know know how to load dishes in the dishwasher...they will say "My moms dishwasher doesn't work that way". As you can see the "Ragu" personality is one that very few people can get along with.

Person A..."OMG Steve, whats wrong with him? He hasn't left his bedroom all weekend."

Person B..."That my dear is a 'RAGU'...I get he was playing WOW all weekend. Hey isn't he like 40?"

Ragu by King Cusher October 5, 2013

ragu 

A nasty slut who sleeps around and has a blue waffle. She has fucked so many guys that she lost count after 356. shes loser than a doorknob and when she opens her legs you can smell it from 60 miles away. she isn't good in bed. all the guys go to her because shes easy.

slut whore blue waffle ragu

ragu by rockndevon September 4, 2010

Ragu 

Refers to an individual who possesses a unique and diverse skill set. To be referred to as a Ragu one must demonstrate fancy footwork, the ability to snap a jab, and sing projecting the voice of an angel.

Often a Ragu is a high level multitasker who sings and dances while working. Charisma, charm and confidence are always on display for a Ragu, as this individual throws out effective one liners that always grab the attention of the opposite sex.

One does not need to have curly hair or enjoy pizza to be an authentic Ragu, but it helps.

Wow...that guy really does it all. He is a real Ragu!

"I could have gone from Rags to Riches" (hitting every note perfectly).

I wonder what type of cheese the big Ragu likes on his chicken parm? Ragu! Or whatever they are serving in Milwaukee.

Ragu by TheTopTenMen December 21, 2020