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tooth to head ratio

In a large crowd, the total number of teeth of all people combined divided by the total number of heads. In a well eduated crowd with reasonable oral hygene, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be close to 32:1. If you were to attend a monster truck rally or a wrestling match, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be around 12:1. At a bluegrass concert it can sit around the 5:1 or 4:1 area.
I have stopped going to Ottawa Senators games when the Leafs are in town because the tooth to head ratio is just too low to handle.
by scow buba March 22, 2009
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Head to Dick Ratio

Its how tall a guy has to be for his dick to be at the same height as your head

4'10" : Kinda tall/Average

6' : Really Fucking Tall
Chris : Yo did you see how short Alison was?
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average
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Radioheaded

When you discover a new Radiohead song, and listen to it for so many days, you get into a state of mind where you are inexplicably happy or unexplainably mellow.
Friend one: "What's up man? You haven't been saying much. You alright?"
Afflicted: "Dude, I feel like I'm swimming over an abyss".
Friend one: "Are you Radioheaded?"
Afflicted: "Codex. Three days."
Friend one: "Nice."
by EddyForeskin September 7, 2013
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Radiohead Epiphany

The stage in a person's life when they realize that Radiohead is quite possibly the best band to have ever existed. For a music enthusiast, it's like going through puberty.
Kid A: Hey man you were serious about Radiohead, they're genius!
Kid B: Looks like someone hit their Radiohead Epiphany.
by thom yorke......no, seriously. January 12, 2012
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Radioheadgasm

The amazing, relaxed feeling you get during and/or after listening to the band Radiohead. Such a sensation could also potentially happen while listening to other progressive bands, such as Pink Floyd.
Person 1: "Dude, I just listened to OK Computer, and I think I had a serious Radioheadgasm."
Person 2: "Nice, bro."
by PearlJam24 March 31, 2014
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Radioheaded

a state of mind associated with listening to music by the band Radiohead

an extreme calm feeling one gets while listening to radiohead
i got completely radioheaded after listening to fake plastic trees
by jake artakin June 27, 2010
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Radiohead

Originally called On A Friday, Radiohead is a band that is miles ahead of the rest of the crap released nowadays. Ranked 73 in Rolling Stone's list of greatest artists, Radiohead is made up of five members: frontman Thom Yorke, guitarist Jonny Greenwood, bassist Colin Greenwood (who is the older brother of Jonny), drummer Philip Selway, and other guitarist Ed O'Brien. Radiohead has released eight studio albums, a few of which are considered classics. They are Pablo Honey (1993), The Bends (1995), OK Computer (1997), Kid A (2000), Amnesiac (2001), Hail to the Thief (2003), In Rainbows (2007), and The King of Limbs (2011). While Pablo Honey is not as acclaimed as the earlier albums, it is the album that made the band hit it big, as it carried their hit single, Creep. Other famous songs by the group include Fake Plastic Trees, High and Dry, Paranoid Android, Karma Police, No Surprises, Idioteque, Everything in its Right Place, Pyramid Song, Reckoner, Nude, and (most recently) Lotus Flower.
Radiohead should be the most popular band in the entire world. Seriously.
by Hmail December 26, 2012
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