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QWOP

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To Qwop-to flail your legs madly in what was never thought possible- until this day.

Qwopping-The act of Qwop

Qwopper: A Qwopee
by TheQwoppernator December 12, 2010
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QWOP

(pronounced "Q-wop") The hardest game ever made. The object of the game is to run a hundred meters using only the Q, W, O, and P buttons, hence the name QWOP. Q makes the left thigh bend, W the right thigh, O the left calf, and P the right calf. Players usually make it between 0 and 4 meters before falling flat on their face. It's not even that fun, but it's extremely addicting.
Come on Qwop, come on you can do it, YES YES KEEP GOING KEEP--oh shit, i flipped over and landed on my head. 2.3 meters, new record!!!
by pottergeek7 January 5, 2011
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QWOP

(to QWOP) The act of simultaneously moving the calf and thigh muscles in order to move forward, usually to run.
QWOP that mile bro!

You completely failed that QWOP, man.
by Da Miller Man December 30, 2010
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qwop

V. A method of walking involving uncoordinated and sporadic movements, often resulting in head injuries and concussions.
"I saw him qwop across the street yesterday. It was quite funny to watch until his head split open on the pavement."
by mikeycomputer December 18, 2011
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QWOP

A flash game that consists of a player controlling a physically impaired African-American Olympic track runner, using the letters on a key board Q, W, O, and P, hence the name QWOP. This game is unbeatable and basically created for every player to fail.

Playing this game may cause the following...

-Raging
-An insatiable need to kill a puppy
-Uncontrollable crying
-Contemplation of Suicide
-Aids

Play at your own risk.
Me: "Hey dad where's my puppy?"

Dad: "I'm sorry honey...you see...I was playing QWOP and..."

Me: "...."
by hyuuzumania October 8, 2011
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QWOP

stands for Quit Whining Olympic Pussy
Really, Qwop
I can't stop playing, it's so hard.
by Mill Phickelson December 11, 2012
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Qwop

qwop is so fucking rigged
by Urban is the cure of bordom November 12, 2020
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