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qwart

Usually used in "black" slang, qwart (pronounced court) means to have sexual intercourse with or desire for sexual intercourse with a attractive woman.
See that mini skirt over there, I'm gonna qwart that shit tonight.
by Revickt May 23, 2009
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Captain Qwark

A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.

Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.
Ratchet: We need a superhero Clank. Who can we call?

Clank: Anyone but Captain Qwark
by TacoMann May 26, 2009
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Qwart

An unexpected fart that is sometimes mistaken for a qwief. This occurs when the unannounced fart shoots toward your pussy mimicing a qwief.
Sitting in a leather chair and you fart. Instead of the fart shooting directly out the back door it pulls a 180 and slides at high velocity between your pussy lips creating a rumble that can easily be mistaken as a qwief by the qwarter and anyone in hearing distance.
by Buzzme August 23, 2011
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qwarterbackin

Hey y'all, where did James go? He's probably in the bathroom listening to Drake and qwarterbackin.
by Ernie James March 14, 2022
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qwarilo

Means anything you want it to mean, most commonly used to mean 'i dont know'
"What the fuck are you doing with my mother" Joe said
"qwarilo", the figure said
by Duncan May 13, 2005
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qwared

pronounced KWARD, meaning sexual intercourse with an Apple Ipod resulting in the ipod being 'lodged' in the hole.
The girl got so qwared last night she had to acquire professional treatment.
by Jackin Thebox June 30, 2008
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Qwartle

A big blond beast with sacks that likes to burn shit infront of schools.

Originally discovered by the ancient Maori of Newzealand fear until this day raping the Integra
Sarel the Qwartle
by Dr. Stefan Nel June 23, 2004
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