Quoke

Past-tense of quaking

Remember the basketball game yesterday , the coach was quoke

by Dr. Seusie January 1, 2018

quoke

A mixture of the word quaked (another word for shook... "I'm shook","I'm quaked"....technically the same thing) and woke

I'm so quoke.
"That has me sooooooo quoke"

by tegmhomas January 30, 2017

Quokkstick

A person of low intelligence, who usually makes life difficult for others in a team environment. Similar to the word fuckstick.

Hey Dude! What did you do that for? You are a real quokkstick!

by DjJimmyJ March 24, 2007

quoke

combination of 'quick' and 'poke'.

man i really need a 'quoke' before i sit my exams.

by kaprel July 9, 2010

Being quokka

To be overly excited or overwhelmed by laughter you can't even control yourself

Fam, are you taking the piss or are you just being quokka innit?

by TheYFB March 30, 2020

quokka

Super cute marsupial, found in Western Australia. It's mostly nocturnal, and eats plants and fruits. It has little paws, and resembles a very small kangaroo.

Australian: Look at that baby quokka!

Tourist: What's a quokka?

by jessie63 January 2, 2013

quoking

Vaginal smoking, as demonstrated on at least one Internet video sequence with that gorgeous woman who says "and you don't cough, and it doesn't get your teeth yellow!" If you possess a vagina you stick the cool end of the lit cigar or cigarette in and use rhythmic contractions of the vaginal or perineal muscles to suck in and expel air. Try not to burn your pubes. To anyone halfway intelligent, whatever sex appeal there may be in the practice is entirely a matter of the organ used. Not recommended if you have a non-smoking partner who fancies going down on you. Probably not much healthier than the more familiar method. A contraction of "quim" and "smoking". Verb, to quoke.

Quoking looks interesting if you have a high gross-out threshold, no interest in the quoker's health, and it still has novelty value. Otherwise, forget about it.

by Fearman February 1, 2008