Quamangulous

Absolutely rambunctious, crazy, or silly. Something so scandalous, it’s almost unbelievable.

Brendan was being a bit silly, but Gerald was straight up quamangulous at the party.

by cSap. February 7, 2023

Dirty Quam

The Dirty Quam is when you are massaging a penis so hard that it breaks, or becomes wounded. After a penis encounters a Dirty Quam, it should be immediately wrapped and protected from other Dirty Quaminators.

"Last night my boyfriend was pissing me off, so I gave him the Dirty Quam"

"I can't believe he waited 4 months to tell me I Dirty Quamed him"

"I was really drunk when we started to get it on, so I probably gave him a Dirty Quam"

by kskeezy May 4, 2009

Quim Quam

A vacuum of the future that is able to level mountains and hills. It is the size of a normal sized vacuum and runs on solar energy.

I leveled a mountain on Mars using my Quim Quam yesterday. Now we have a nice flat and open area to colonize on.

by SpanisFark March 3, 2019

Quamax

a unknown figure

Quamax is like ! Or ¡ or ¿ a unknown figure.

by No no nigga aye! July 28, 2020

Quamph

A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence

"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"

by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019

quampha (qum -Fa )

describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.

* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.

by KennyF August 29, 2005

true quam

An obfuscated manner in which your phone company calls you a fucktard. QAM stands for Quadrature Amplitude Modulation which is nonsensical in this context since fiber optic cables are completely digital. Thus, one may only conclude they think of you as childlike and will be mystified by their impenetrable jargon. Perhaps only being able to reply "Nice truck."

Consumer: "Tell me about FIOS."

Phone Carrier: "Sure, True quam."

Consumer: "Oh... I see... Nice truck."

by nuttzy July 21, 2007