queep

(As used in US military) Annoying or senseless bureaucratic requirement

Did you get the latest E-mail on re-doing the fire extinguisher training? It's just more queep.

by Falcon31 August 19, 2006

quelle surprise

from french: what a surprise

"looks like we're going to exams next week"
"quelle surprise"

by aigh January 1, 2009

quelag

someone who is a real big bitch and the most annoying shitstain in the world, most likely named roger

“Are your parents disappointed that your gay?”

“Are your parents disappointed that your a quelag?!”

by pissingkiller February 4, 2021

Quel dommage

an intentionally ironic statement meaning "What a Pity" or "What a Shame".

You hate being around smokers and your best friend goes in to a store to buy another pack but they are out of his brand; you can say: "Quel Dommage!"

by LanguageLoner May 28, 2010

qwelp

low hanging balls

Doctor: Well sir you have quite the qwelp
y/n: well shit

by nova lettuce November 17, 2020

quellazaire

a cigarette holder

a cigarette accessory, commonly used in the early 1900's, generally by women to hold/filter cigarettes. This device is sometimes used to keep smoke off of the hands, and prevent yellowing of the fingers

She affixed the quellazaire to her clove cigarette.

by bloodyeclipse27 September 25, 2007

Quelling

Snorting seroquel to come down after being high too long on an upper like meth amphetamines.

Man, I been up for a week I need to do some quelling so I can sleep this off.

by Sherri Lynn Anglin July 13, 2016