queffer

a large gay castrated heffer

damn justin is such a queffer

by the dirty canadian October 22, 2007

sausage queafer

A sausage queafer is someone that may or may not be a girl who "queafs" (farts) on a sausage or multiple sausage at the same time.

hey brian, stop *queafing* on my sausage thats my breakfast you smelley sausage queafer.


* ( queafing meaning farting)

by jeff x May 4, 2005

quaffer

a quarder pound of endo

yo i can score quaffers for 750

by bizzy b February 25, 2004

quaffer

Another term to mean homosexual.

Magdee you quaffer stop trying to bullyram me.

by Rutbag June 3, 2006

Quaffer

when referring to a wine, it is one that can stand alone. Further meaning it does not need to be drank with food, it takes the place of any beverage at any time of day

That wine is definitely a quaffer!

by X-man the first April 10, 2019

Queeffer

Someone who loves queefs

Tom: I heard old Joe likes it sniff queefs.

Don: Yea he's a queeffer all right...

by Bojangles21 September 26, 2023

Sausage quaffer

Someone who drinks heartily and greedily from another mans penis.

He's a real sausage quaffer, damn near sucked me dry!

by Locomonkey August 16, 2017