quatch

1) A slang word used for most std's. The clap, herpes, and crabs would all fit into this words definition.

person: "Stay away from susan. She has the quatch."

by Led Man November 16, 2005

quatched

to get both drunk and high

dude, you ready to get quatched?!

by amslidale May 31, 2009

quatches

A horrendously ugly guy that no girl wants to associate with at bars. Unfortunately, they do not know this and still put on the moves.

This bar is filled with quatches, lets leave girls.

by studybuddy12324 January 9, 2011

Quatch

A multi headed dildo used most commonly at slumber parties, in order to please multiple women at once

Girl 1: are you bringing the quatch tonight?
Girl 2: hell yea, there are gonna be four of us

by Dr. Dukie December 8, 2009

nice-quatch

An exclamation one makes when something good happens but only if said individual believes bigfoot exists.

Wanting bigfoot to exist but questioning the feasibility also applies as someone who can use the word nice-quatch.

Someone who does not like nor believe in bigfoot cannot use the term nice-quatch and truly mean it.

guy 1: "dude you won a million dollars!"

guyr 2 "nice-quatch."

by Wordsmith James August 30, 2010

quatch hambees

25 cent McDonalds hamburgers

"Dude, let's harsh mau on some quatch hambees!"
"Forshnomwhat!"

by Dave Gillies April 23, 2008

Andrew Quatch

An LG Slaying manwhore known to prowl across gay, small, pulpmill filled towns. He has never dated a woman over the age of 12 and is known to have discovered the sasQUATCH. Just to have loud kinky buttsex inside of its chest cavity.

Andrew Quatch wanted to try out something tricky tonight, like licking eachothers buttholes.

by CamB January 4, 2013