quatch

1) A slang word used for most std's. The clap, herpes, and crabs would all fit into this words definition.

person: "Stay away from susan. She has the quatch."

by Led Man November 16, 2005

quatched

to get both drunk and high

dude, you ready to get quatched?!

by amslidale May 31, 2009

quatches

A horrendously ugly guy that no girl wants to associate with at bars. Unfortunately, they do not know this and still put on the moves.

This bar is filled with quatches, lets leave girls.

by studybuddy12324 January 9, 2011

Quatch

A multi headed dildo used most commonly at slumber parties, in order to please multiple women at once

Girl 1: are you bringing the quatch tonight?
Girl 2: hell yea, there are gonna be four of us

by Dr. Dukie December 8, 2009

nice-quatch

An exclamation one makes when something good happens but only if said individual believes bigfoot exists.

Wanting bigfoot to exist but questioning the feasibility also applies as someone who can use the word nice-quatch.

Someone who does not like nor believe in bigfoot cannot use the term nice-quatch and truly mean it.

guy 1: "dude you won a million dollars!"

guyr 2 "nice-quatch."

by Wordsmith James August 30, 2010

quatch hambees

25 cent McDonalds hamburgers

"Dude, let's harsh mau on some quatch hambees!"
"Forshnomwhat!"

by Dave Gillies April 23, 2008

Quatch

(n) A cluster or group of Bigfoot aka Sasquatch.

Deep in the woods we were surrounded by a quatch of Bigfoot.

by Forsquatch February 1, 2021