quatch

1) A slang word used for most std's. The clap, herpes, and crabs would all fit into this words definition.
person: "Stay away from susan. She has the quatch."
by Led Man November 02, 2005
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quatched

to get both drunk and high
dude, you ready to get quatched?!
by amslidale June 01, 2009
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quatches

A horrendously ugly guy that no girl wants to associate with at bars. Unfortunately, they do not know this and still put on the moves.
This bar is filled with quatches, lets leave girls.
by studybuddy12324 January 09, 2011
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Quatch

A multi headed dildo used most commonly at slumber parties, in order to please multiple women at once
Girl 1: are you bringing the quatch tonight?
Girl 2: hell yea, there are gonna be four of us
by Dr. Dukie December 08, 2009
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nice-quatch

An exclamation one makes when something good happens but only if said individual believes bigfoot exists.

Wanting bigfoot to exist but questioning the feasibility also applies as someone who can use the word nice-quatch.

Someone who does not like nor believe in bigfoot cannot use the term nice-quatch and truly mean it.
guy 1: "dude you won a million dollars!"

guyr 2 "nice-quatch."
by Wordsmith James August 30, 2010
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quatch hambees

"Dude, let's harsh mau on some quatch hambees!"
"Forshnomwhat!"
by Dave Gillies April 23, 2008
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Andrew Quatch

An LG Slaying manwhore known to prowl across gay, small, pulpmill filled towns. He has never dated a woman over the age of 12 and is known to have discovered the sasQUATCH. Just to have loud kinky buttsex inside of its chest cavity.
Andrew Quatch wanted to try out something tricky tonight, like licking eachothers buttholes.
by CamB January 04, 2013
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