Quaranteenth

A word used to symbolize the last time an action or event occurred prior to quarantine.

Man, I haven’t had a haircut since the quaranteenth.

by Eyebuyvinyl May 24, 2020

Quaranmean

The state of being crabby AF because of being cooped up in your house all day, day after day, with no end in sight due to the Coronavirus.

"You best get off that sidewalk when you see me coming and take that nasty dog with you, do not get within 6 feet of me Karen because I am quaranmean."

by Karen Quaranmean March 31, 2020

Quaranteered

I am declaring the rights to this word:

V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.

"I was quaranteered by my wife to obtain a dresser for the girls' room."

by Danbob312 May 2, 2020

Quaranteenager

A person coming of age in the coronaviral age, home-schooled, missing out on dating, beer, pot and every other rite of social passage.

Watching "Clueless", "Ladybird" and "Booksmart" while in lockdown, she yearned to experience the geeky teen years which were her birthright and hated-hated-hated being a dorky quaranteenager.

by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020

Quarantennial

Person born circa nine months after the beginning of the Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020 and on.

Quarantennials are the Baby Boomers of the 21st century.

by Ataraxis22 March 21, 2020

quaranteen

someone who was a teen during the isolation period so missed out on important self discovery and education

1: im gonna fail my gcses
2: ur such a quaranteen

by ferrettoes1 May 24, 2020

Quaranenting

An overtly permissive (and survivalist) parenting style that reflects the utter exhaustion of any personal time or space from one’s family due to quarantine, isolation, and/or social-distancing requirements in the era of a global pandemic like (but not limited to) that of the novel Coronavirus SARS-CoV-2, causing COVID-19 and parental insanity the world over. Best summed up in a meme featuring actor Ken Jeong in a sombrero. Lack of space and sanity means all the rules are different... Professional level Quaranenting often also involves using another pandemic-enabled tool: margarita take-out/delivery.

Normally I discourage skateboarding and soccer in the house but I’m Quaranenting, so I’ll allow it.

by Nezarynew March 29, 2020