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1. short for quantitative analyst.
2. a pole for propelling a barge or punt, especially one with a prong at the bottom to prevent it sinking into the mud.
1. "quants use computers to tell them what to buy and sell"
2. The boatman skillfully used a long quant to push the flat-bottomed barge against the muddy riverbed.
Quant by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

Quant Jock 

One who is exceptionally skilled in quantitative analysis. More often than not using Microsoft Excel, Crystal Ball, SPSS, etc. Generally someone in the fixed income securities or option trading fields who makes twice as much money trading on their own than at their job.
and here in the smallest cubicle is LiWei, our resident Quant Jock.
LiWei say hi.
"=IF(OR(C$4$=0,C$4$=NA),"Hello my name is LiRizzle",Ctrl+Alt+Del)
Quant Jock by Old Man Hibbard December 14, 2008

Quant It 

To put your lip gloss on, call your friends on the phone, meet them on the floor and dance like cover girls.
Greg: Do you have any plans tonight?
Hillary: Yeah, I'm gonna quant it.
Quant It by GreggersJ January 15, 2009

quant peen 

A reflection of your quantitative abilities. Instead of asking if you lift, people may ask you if you quant the shit out of something. Signs of having a massive quant peen include going to MIT or really liking stats or machine learning or just being a nerd.
Joey Z has a fucking HUUUUGE quant peen. Did you _see_ him solve that math problem in less than 1 sec?!?! :O
quant peen by askbbj July 17, 2016
A unit of.measurement of length vs width of the taint.
Did you see that quant 45 at boys town?
quant 45 by Yo moma October 14, 2019

brad quant 

dumbass. likes to keep secrets and says he doesn't have any. "Don't worry about it" Had about 20 gf's but "hasn't dated" Is almost failing spanish. Is still in love with his ex's. wants to fuk daily.
That was such a Brad Quant thing to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brad quant by Alexia=-08y766 May 24, 2017