qeef

to fart out of the female pussy.

"oh lord, did i just qeef myself?" O_o this is my first word ^_^

by bread infection December 30, 2005

qeeze

A boy that cannot get it up, or one so gay, he can't even begin to try.

Jen and Bethany were very dissappointed with their qeezes.

by Moravianmover June 14, 2006

qeerzy

A dizzy gay guy who is about to vomit

Traceys bro is qeerzy

by You R A Wanker 4 Reading This March 1, 2009

qeej

This word has no meaning but it sounds dirty.

Entomology: "Jeep" as seen in the rear view mirror.

Pronunciation Key: "kweej"

I qeejed your mother last night.

by DavidJ-KB-JA March 26, 2008

qeef

When the penis leaves thee vigina to quickly or hardly it often makes a air socket, hence making qeef while leaving the vigina. Also could be considered a vigina fart.

I was fucking this girl really hard last night and she qeefed, it was disgusting.

by Qwan Elso March 28, 2005

qeerat

A muslim girl thats 100% homophobic and hates the gays. her name is an Arabic name and that cool, but remember shes homophobic so no gays allowed.

qeerat is homophobic

by lil_q August 15, 2023

qeef

When, after an extended episode of concentrated reasoning, a lady realises that she has discovered a hitherto overlooked flaw in Einstein's Relativity Theory but coherent speech is made an impossibility due to an intense level of sexual excitement, she must resort to an audible vaginal emission to convey her profundities to any fortunate peer within earshot. The pungency of the resultant qeef can be overpowering and is directly proportional to the originality and validity of the lady's deductions.

Man, mid-coitus: "Phwoah?! What was that?"
Lady, ditto: "That, Archibald, was a post-structuralist analysis of the novel Bleak House by Charles Dickens."
Man: "It friggin' stinks!"

by cheddarfloor April 20, 2005