pwns 

Slang term to say F***ing owns. (Phucking Owns)

That guy doesn't just OWN the stage, he PWNs it.
Scott was just lost the fight; Mike PWNs him now

pwns by MJM1988 September 18, 2006

pwns 

A descriptive word implying that the skills u have are far superior to the person ure talkin to.

my skills pwns ures come back when ure pr0.
"m8 remember that time when u pwned me...." "erm no..." "exactly Biznitch u suck my balls. my skills pwns ures.... come back when u can beat ure mum pppfpfpffff U SUCK!!!."

pwns by The Shed July 31, 2008

pwns 

The misspelling of penis.

Fundo: Hey bitch. Feel my pwns!
bitch: Feel it yourself.

pwns by auth00r June 20, 2006

pwns 

pwns is just something someone made up.
pwn means to get a head shot in a game like counter strike.

Joo just got pwned bitch!!

pwns by jack February 20, 2005

pwns 

Essentially it means "is much better than" or "humiliates", and is most commonly used as a verb. "Pwn5" is the ultimate way to say "pwns", much in the same way "1337" is the ultimate way to say "l33t".

The "5" represents the "s". It is also mid-way between 0 and 10, so is considered a direct hit between the eyes i.e. perfect. This stems from the origins of the word in online multiplayer gaming, where a perfect shot is respected.

So if you want to be 1337, you should say "pwn5" instead of "pwns" ;) :P

7h15 w3b5173 pwns

Th@ l337 h4X0r pwns 7h053 l4M3 n0085

more "1337" ways to say it:

7h15 w3b5173 Pwn5

Th@ l337 h4X0r Pwn5 7h053 l4M3 n0085

pwns by l33ti0d December 10, 2008

Pwns Faces 

adj., verb, from pwn, derived from own, and faces as in your face. Meaning:

1. Is really cool, great, or impressive.

2. Dominates at something, is really good at.

"Have you seen Victor's new phone? It pwns faces!"

"I pwn faces at soccer."

Pwns Faces by Mysterioussstranger January 30, 2010

noob the pwns 

to pwn so hard, a person is unable to think, speak, or type coherently

noob the pwns (verb) - Screwattack.com noobs the pwns!!!

noob the pwns by DemonLlama August 24, 2008