Perplexified

When a nigga straight ponderin'

Dom: ay what'd she say
Miles: she sending dick pics bigger than mine..
Tommy:Get perplexified

by perplexified May 18, 2019

perpetual victim

A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, financial loss, IRS auditing, relationship problems, etc.

We used to believe Vicki's problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized if she really had all the medical problems she claims she does, then she would be dead by now. Now we all notice she has a different ailment every month & is looking for sympathy. Typical perpetual victim.

by Barbarella February 4, 2008

perpendicular princess

A chick that loves to ride up and down on the cock.

Stacey was a real perpendicular princess last night.

by Jaydog vonSnozen January 9, 2004

Perpendiculate

The act of becoming perpendicular to something, usually the floor.

My alarm kept going off this morning but I just couldn't gather enough energy to perpendiculate myself.

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Perpetual Line Crosser

Someone who consistently makes comments that cross the line. Someone who doesn't understand witty banter, instead moving to insults. Typically a meathead, or someone who lacks the intelligence to burn someone in a humorous manor...

Person 1: Dude, that shirt is a little chochy...

P.L.C.: Shut up, my shit looks tight, why don't you go fuck yourself...and your mother..

Person 1: Real funny bro

P.L.C.: Like your fucking face bro...hahaha...

Person 1: Dude, you are such a Perpetual Line Crosser.

by thechicynic February 15, 2008

perpetrate

The act of trying to be something you're not; wether it be a gangster or anything else in life.

Quit trying to perpetrate, Jerry. You're no good on the court!

by Abicab September 16, 2015

Perpetual Malcontent

A person who is only truly happy when he/she is upset. The inability to experience any or all of the following: happiness, laughter, joy, comradery. A tendency toward feeling bitter, scorn, spite, wrath, vengeful. See also killjoy and buzzkill.

A Perpetual Malcontent is one who complains about the quality of free food. A perpetual malcontent is critical of an event everyone else enjoyed.

by hwn85a5 March 27, 2009