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PulseMonkey 

1. A small-medium sized primate that usually has razor sharp teeth and claws, laser infused eyes and an unrealistic heart beat known as the supernatural.

2. This primate known for its adrenaline gives him the name "fright or flight".

3. An animal so rare to existence
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PulseMonkey by Existence November 27, 2012
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pussyman 

A man who behaves like a pussy. Weak and spineless, worships women and feels unworthy for them, the typical femdominated slave, has no sense of own dignity. The typical westerner. Would never beat a hoe even in self-defence. Thinks those who dare to do it are fr sure monsters and should be executed right away. A no-man. The absolute opposite to a macho. A shitmonger.
Ya such a pussyman! Why did ya let that shitty whore sit on your face!
pussyman by Paper man November 3, 2014

pussymouth 

/poos-ee-mouth/ n. Term used discreetly among married straight/bi-curious men to describe any gay male cocksucking connoisseur with a mouth that feels like their wives' pussies used to; the only difference being that this "pussy" satisfies without nagging, having emotions or bleeding, and once you cum, it will leave.
Dude, call Patrick up, that cat has a pussymouth that'll make you nut hella hard!
pussymouth by Matt*ee September 23, 2009

pussygonzagus

Ohhh....pussygonzagus!

Pussypocket

A pocket shaped like a pussy that you insert your penis into.
Hey is that a pussypocket over there? Let me stick my cock in it!!
Pussypocket by Jain Doe February 27, 2009

Pussymobile 

A shitty car which gets all the ladies wet
Damn, that pussymobile is fuckin hot

pissmonkey 

a word generally used to insult another human being.
Oi Pissmonkey.

Pass me that ruler pissmonkey.
pissmonkey by Stephen Linsley October 23, 2007