mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

pussy, dick, and balls 

The three places on the human body that like to be sucked on the most. Also used to describe to the extent that something sucks.

Michael: Hey Laura, have you made any money off your tables today?
Laura: No, my tips have sucked pussy, dick, and balls today.

pussy, dick, and balls by rickjames29572 January 20, 2010

puss balls 

Little bits of toilet paper that stick to your puss after you wipe.

She began to get off the toilet when she noticed little puss balls in her va jay jay area!!

puss balls by Harper's Hotties March 11, 2008

pissy balls 

When your dick so small you piss on your balls

Guy: I bet that nerd has pissy balls
Follower: YEAH!

pissy balls by black nigger balls November 29, 2021

pussy-ball 

Basketball. I mean come on you touch someone and its a foul. WTF?

WTF kind of foul is reaching? This is pussy-ball.

pussy-ball by butch43 January 11, 2009

No Ball Pussy Loser 

"NBPL", from the movie out cold. Refers to someone who is a bitch or is acting like one.

Steve: "Why is John alone watching Bruce with JD and coke in the other room when Brooke wants him so bad."
Alex: "Cuz John is king of the no ball pussy losers."

No Ball Pussy Loser by Bruce Springsteen February 26, 2009

paddle ball pussy cat

When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.

Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.

paddle ball pussy cat by T. Jacifer Priest Emmett December 13, 2007