pussy rationing

Pussy rationing females = females who don't consider themselves whores, but fuck with a nigga just to get money or material items in exchange for sex.

Damn dawg why you payin that hoes bills?

"she got best pussy ever"

Nah bra, she just pussy rationing got you thinking she your girl.

pussy rationing by d1rdyd December 18, 2010

balls to pussy ratio 

Vital foundation for the positive outcome of a party, stating that there should at least be one vagina present for every testicle. As a result a party with a good "balls to pussy ratio" provides two females for one male.

"Dude, that party sucked. Seriously, there weren't any chicks at all."

"Yeah, it had a really crappy balls to pussy ratio."

balls to pussy ratio by Mike Hoffster December 20, 2008

cock to pussy ratio

The cock to pussy ratio, or cock:pussy, is a way of measuring the amount of guys in a group versus the amount of girls.
It can then be simplified down so if there were to be a sexual adventure the amount of cocks to pussys would be clear.

Oh no, don't invite Steve, he'll bump the cock to pussy ratio to 3:9

cock to pussy ratio by JimPop April 4, 2009

dick to pussy ratio 

When your hanging out with a group of guys and girls theres only a certain few ratios you can have. so for example if theres 1 guy the most girls you can have is 2 because its doubled so if you have 2 guys the most girls you can have is 4.

Guy: hey can you hang this weekend
Girl: yea what about you and my 2 friends
Guy: nah the dick to pussy ratio is off

dick to pussy ratio by SWAGGMONEY June 22, 2014

pussy killing ratio 

The amount of pussy people get on a daily basis, shortened to PKR.

Dan: Hey man, I killed some pussy last night, so my pussy killing ratio is high.
Bill: Nice, but you will never get a positive pkr like me.

pussy killing ratio by OnyxTrolls July 12, 2014

rat puss 

a shit dagg or daggs on a womans unshaven vagina

man she was rank she has a rat puss and i slammed her

rat puss by molf March 10, 2009

pussy to text ratio 

This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.

Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts

Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?

Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.

Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.

pussy to text ratio by chelseafc October 1, 2010