Possum's Tangle

A sticky, problematic situation where the outcome is unknown and could lead to unforeseen consequences. A slang definition of a dilemma.

"I was trying to drive down the interstate but the traffic was terrible, then I heard there was a possum's tangle a few miles out."

"Everything was going alright that night at the party, but then when the cops showed up, we were in a real possum's tangle."

"Sorry I'm late, but I got myself into a real possum's tangle on the way here"

by dumpsterdiver8 November 19, 2010

patter possum

This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson and the Patterson brothers . Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.

Bro you beat the fuck out of that dude! Is he dead ?? Nah, it’s a Patter Possum he’s fucked up though.

by Sacdeez55 October 5, 2018

roof possum

Domestic electrician. One that sticks solely to domestic work and lives in the roofs of homes, fearful of other types of work in the trade such as commercial or industrial.

Johnno couldn't work on that 3 phase pump, he's just a roof possum!

by Goat Standard 3000:2018 June 26, 2018

possum on a gum bush

A phrase one uses when he or she can't believe what just happened.

Bill: did you see that car flip over the guard rail?
Jack: well , possum on a gum bush, Bill, I've never seen anything like it before in my whole life

by Ocho-sinco January 28, 2017

Pussimi Nigiri

The sexual act of putting a small ball of rice on a woman’s vagina and eating it off. Soy sauce can be optional.

“Hey are you hungry?”

“No thanks. I had a pussimi nigiri a little while ago.”

by VladamirSoldag January 30, 2022

Virtual Possum

When driving slowly down a suburban street, bouncing the frontal hydraulics of your car quickly up and down, simulating driving over roadkill.

I was drivin' in my '67 Charger, doin' tha virtual possum down 8th avenue.

by Vladamir July 29, 2006

Pussmas

When you work in the oilfields, pussmas is the day you get to go home an bang your Ole lady.

Any day after a long hitch away that you get to fuck your woman.

Merry Pussmas brother!
Thanks man, I can't wait to get home and play with the box the kids came in

by Killer clown May 30, 2019