by CumBoy1255 September 18, 2021
by Breelyn June 02, 2020
Purple haired women insist on being stomped on choked gaged and most likely want to be fucked for non stop hours on till they pass out.
Purple haired girl: lemme bite ur balls and bust them like eggs!
Innocent dude: but but.
Purple haired woman: YOUR BALLS ARE MINE!
Innocent dude: NO IM A VIRGIN
Purple haired women: *inhales nut sack
Innocent dude: but but.
Purple haired woman: YOUR BALLS ARE MINE!
Innocent dude: NO IM A VIRGIN
Purple haired women: *inhales nut sack
by Belle ya mans March 22, 2021
by Glichtrap October 08, 2020
by Glichtrap October 08, 2020
The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.
Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"
by Maly-Mo May 06, 2020
by savethedinos April 21, 2024