when the customer places himself under a mesh camping table while their partner vigorously defecates on the surface of the table sorting the peanut and corn from the poop. in case the customer has an allergy.
by poolboy6969696969696969 June 15, 2011
Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?
Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.
Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.
by βαρίδι November 21, 2022
"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.
by Corbino the Extino November 27, 2022
A Canadian tradition from an instagram boy who purified people by pouring a massive shot of vodka all over their face when they ask for free vodka.
Origins of this tradition is from a night out at the club, here's the story:
Unknown person: "Can I give you $5.00 for 2-3 drinks from your big vodka bottle?"
Bottle owner: I'm giving you one purified shot and don't ever ask me again.
The poor little guy never came back for free purified shots.
Origins of this tradition is from a night out at the club, here's the story:
Unknown person: "Can I give you $5.00 for 2-3 drinks from your big vodka bottle?"
Bottle owner: I'm giving you one purified shot and don't ever ask me again.
The poor little guy never came back for free purified shots.
by PurifiedMax November 24, 2021
by brandy913 December 17, 2019
A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW
by slingshot.aj July 17, 2019
by ihatepurifiedwater October 05, 2022