Matt Purdue, CIA agent/superman/history teacher. Raw as hell teacher. enjoys appearing everywhere. Stays at school until all hours of night. Enjoys maps, books, and the constitution. Dislikes most television and most movies. Runs student council and mysterious. Sleeps for a mere 3 hours. Comes in on holidays. Knows every passageway in the building including the labyrinth in the roof. Raw(aka cool) in general.

lets watch the middle passage

I blinked and Mr. Purdue appeared

mr. purdue by Matt raw purdue January 16, 2008

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Purdy's Law

You can get head from a girl, as long as her tits stick out farther than her stomach. No matter how fat the bitch is.

"Hey Tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. Did she pass Purdy's Law?

ya...fuck you i was really drunk.

Purdy's Law by Missouristate08 August 30, 2009

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Purdy's Wharf

A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".

You should have seen this nasty bitch dawg! You better believe I gave her a Purdy's Wharf!

Purdy's Wharf by barfy April 18, 2005

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PurdyPorn

Anything that is porn and Ashley Purdy (from Black Veil Brides) related

You can deffinitly tell thats Ashley's mirror...PurdyPorn!!!!!!

PurdyPorn by KaytieStarzz January 16, 2011

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