horny purchase

when you buy something (pair of expensive boxers/lingerie set etc) whilst slightly aroused then you regret it after losing your arousal and thinking why the hell did i buy those?

the item then becomes relevant again next time you’re horny, but loses it’s relevance again after.

single people are 10x more likely to make a horny purchase, as you have to then (even slightly) regret the item given that nobody is there to appreciate it but you.

“why did you buy them expensive boxers, you’re single it’s not like anybody is going to appreciate them? “
“was a horny purchase mate”

by dannyd1978 March 6, 2020

roll with the punches

when things dont go your way and you adapt to the changes and keep moving ahead instead of flipin out

Nothing ever goes my way so i just roll with the punches

by Mello Man December 2, 2004

roll with the punches

Copeing with and withstanding adversity by being flexible.

go with the flow

He didn't feel like fighting about the toy so he decided to roll with the punches.

by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005

purchase pleasure

The unexplained feeling of bliss, joy and satisfaction one gets following a purchase. It can last anything from a few hours to a few weeks depending on the size, worth or usefulness of the item acquired. Buyer's remorse can sometimes follow or replace purchase pleasure. It is often a reason for shopping addiction.

#1:
Laura-May: Hanging out and shopping with you yesterday made me really happy.

Grant: Me too, but then I'm always happy when I buy things. I'm still getting purchase pleasure today.

#2: I'm not sure I want to go anywhere today honey, I've had a miserable week at work.

Come on, I'll take you to the mall. You'll forget your problems with some purchase pleasure.

by Laura-May June 2, 2008

bulk purchase

Bulk purchasing is the purchase of much larger quantities than the usual, for a unit price that is lower than the usual.

Nick: Dude i just bought a pound of weed
Zach: Damn dude thats a Bulk Purchase, we usually get 20 bags.

by TheMan38 December 18, 2013

eating punches

To take an attack or a series of attacks without appearing to have taken any real damage from it.

Yo,in Star Trek Into Darkness Khan was straight up eating punches from Captain Kirk didn't phase him at all(see what I did there)

by Monkey D. Luffy March 28, 2015

Louisiana Purchase

another term for a mullet

see also:
achy breaky big mistakey
beaver paddle
bible belt bonnet
business with pleasure cut
camaro crash helmet
Canadian passport
coat rack
Florida panhandle
hockey hair
Kentucky waterfall
Mississippi mud flap
Missouri compromise
neck warmer
seven
shorty longback
ten-ninety (or 1090)
Tennessee tophat

"hey Easton, get a load of that dude's Louisiana Purchase!"

by bungalow bill December 17, 2005