purchase pleasure

The unexplained feeling of bliss, joy and satisfaction one gets following a purchase. It can last anything from a few hours to a few weeks depending on the size, worth or usefulness of the item acquired. Buyer's remorse can sometimes follow or replace purchase pleasure. It is often a reason for shopping addiction.

#1:
Laura-May: Hanging out and shopping with you yesterday made me really happy.

Grant: Me too, but then I'm always happy when I buy things. I'm still getting purchase pleasure today.

#2: I'm not sure I want to go anywhere today honey, I've had a miserable week at work.

Come on, I'll take you to the mall. You'll forget your problems with some purchase pleasure.

by Laura-May June 2, 2008

bulk purchase

Bulk purchasing is the purchase of much larger quantities than the usual, for a unit price that is lower than the usual.

Nick: Dude i just bought a pound of weed
Zach: Damn dude thats a Bulk Purchase, we usually get 20 bags.

by TheMan38 December 18, 2013

Louisiana Purchase

another term for a mullet

see also:
achy breaky big mistakey
beaver paddle
bible belt bonnet
business with pleasure cut
camaro crash helmet
Canadian passport
coat rack
Florida panhandle
hockey hair
Kentucky waterfall
Mississippi mud flap
Missouri compromise
neck warmer
seven
shorty longback
ten-ninety (or 1090)
Tennessee tophat

"hey Easton, get a load of that dude's Louisiana Purchase!"

by bungalow bill December 17, 2005

SUNY Purchase

A college set in a small town. Close to white plains, right by Manhattanville. Student body consists of musician, dancers, actors, cokeheads, pot heads, alcoholics, film makers and other random majors. Filled with inner city kids. Most of the students are "artists" and try to dress as oddly as possible to express their inner creativity. 50% gay and about 80% bisexual. This college has state troopers whose job it is to ruin as many lives as possible.

"What are you wearing tomorrow?"
"Well I was thinking about leggings, a patchwork skirt, my chuck taylors, and that shirt I got from goodwill...Wanna help me dye my hair tommorow? I was thinking Orange"
"Sure, wanna smoke in W2?"
"OK, because I go to SUNY Purchase"

by Jillian and Olivia October 28, 2006

Lousiana Purchase

When a girl's ass transforms into a large mass and volume within a very short period of time less than 12 months similar to the immediate U.S. land expanison of 1803.

Dan: Dude, I don't know how her ass got that big. It was small last year.

David: Yeah, it was, that's a total Lousiana Purchase.

by DHolman_est1993 April 28, 2011

purchase punch

A mixture of Hawaiian Fruit Punch and some sort of cheap grain alcohol or cheap Vodka (such as Dubra) and mixed and stored in a plastic shelf from a dorm storage unit. Often found at large parties and similar to jungle juice. Popular at Purchase College.

Yo! I got a bottle a' Dubra and two bottles of punch, let's make some purchase punch and charge freshman five bucks for a party!

by FreshyMcWeshy January 17, 2011

Louisiana Purchase

A girl is giving head to a guy, but a third party is moving her head up and down.

Did you hear that David gave John's mom a Louisiana Purchase?

by Tracy's Cherrie November 24, 2010