puritanism 

The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy

Needless to say, puritans hate fun

puritanism by shambola September 5, 2004

Puritan 

A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops will turn them into strippers destined for hell.

*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*

Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!

Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??

Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.

Puritan by thatsjustterrible June 1, 2011

Purpitation 

To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you don’t want it, and then put it in another section.

Purpitation, is the reason I hate my job!

Purpitation by Khancrete March 6, 2009

Puritan 

Someone who wants to basically make life as boring as possible

Mr. Cox is so puritan he made the band instafail due to lack of coolness.

Puritan by WaCkEdOuTDj March 8, 2009

word puritan 

A closed-minded person who sees all language in black and white with no exceptions. They are sticklers for one dictionary as their lone authority on every word. They are anal sticklers about language and they refuse to accept any new slang words as legitimate additions to a certain language. Esp., English.

The Scrabble buff was a "word puritan" and he refused to accept any coinage of a new word that was not from his authoritative source.

word puritan by ZonaCat Hansen October 30, 2010

Putita 

American Spanish for Little Bitch

Take that cock out of your ass, and take that shot of Jagermeister, fucking putita.

Putita by pimpdaddy October 18, 2004

pudita 

A sweet sweet part of the female anatomy as determined at any given moment by the one and only MPS.

BW has got an UNBELIEVABLE pudita!

pudita by LeftEye2Pac June 18, 2008