punishing the Megatron

An act of vigorous male masturbation.

"Cathy walked in on Dave while he had his pants down punishing the Megatron. He quickly looked up in sweaty, red faced shock."

by bored_redditor January 8, 2012

That's punishing

When you picture anger, it evokes a physical response; when anguish, an emotional response; when despair, a spiritual response. This word, when used as a phrase, evokes all three responses.

A good replacement for "That sucks, bro."

"Man, I have to work 1-12 tomorrow."
"That's punishing"

"Dude I totally punished that final exam"

"Oh my god the new Nicki Minaj song is punishing."

by theblackcrowcalls January 27, 2015

punching above his weight

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.

Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

by ratsbackside August 31, 2017

Ceraphin Publishing Group

Ceraphin Publishing Group is known as a publishing company and mass media brand that was launched and owned by Ceraphin Corporation.

Did you know that Werley Nortreus is the CEO and Founder of Ceraphin Publishing Group?

by Mikee Brown August 2, 2018

Pushing Electrons

The act of using (pushing keys) a keyboard to create and send e-mail or other types of electronic communications.

The process of competing daily online activities on the computer or other similar electronic device.

"I can't wait for lunch. I have been sitting at my desk pushing electrons all morning."

by Jremy2 July 22, 2009

fuck punching

Synonym for fisting

Tom: I got laid last night with Julie
Bill: OMG HOW SHES SOOOOOO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Tom:I don't know either. It was so good though when i started fuck punching her

by TheHunterOfPussy December 15, 2016

Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.

Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.

by Stan West September 10, 2004