puñeta

1.a hand job
2.a fist
3.vulgar interjection similar to "damn" or "fuck"

1. El se dio una puñeta (he gave himself a handjob).

2. Me entraron a puñetasos (they beat me up with punches).

3. Aqui el que manda soy yo, puñeta (I am the boss here dammit)!

by Mangani Puñeta December 29, 2007

puntastic

A description of an awesome pun or pune

<comedian> Q: What instrument do fish like to play? A: A bass guitar!
<listener> Thats puntastic!

by mChicago July 14, 2006

puntastic

When someone makes an amazingly well-placed pun.

T: "No porn is on."

J: "Internet."

T: "But I want the porn the come to me."

J: "Well actually, you're supposed to come to it."

T: "Puntastic!"

by Chief_13 December 30, 2008

Puketastic

Being overly affectionate towards your significant other.

"They are all over each other, it's so puketastic"

by Laurabaurabee February 23, 2009

puñeta

Typically "jerk off" for Mexicans. For Puerto Ricans and Dominicans it's a curse like coño.

Puñeta! I stubbed my toe!

Puñeta coño! I have to fix the car again.

by h0mi May 3, 2004

puñeta

A Filipino expression of the same meaning as in Spanish but never reffered to as masturbation. with the same derogatory level with the word "Puta"

"puñeta ka! kausap mo na naman ang querida mo!"

by niccolo July 24, 2008

Puñeta del Muerte

(pooh-nyeh-tah del mhwair-tey)
(spanish)
Eng. Trans. - The Jack-Off of Death: The act of, between-the-legs, masturbation performed on a bridge railing or high precipice, with one's pants pulled to the knees, while hoping down the railing on one foot.

Pinche Jim just hoped up onto the railing and busted out the Puñeta del Muerte*!

* must be capitalized due to it's god-like stature in the world of masturbation

by Collinseent April 1, 2009