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punchable face

An irritating person who you just want to smack in the face.
Zee: I can't stand that Hussain, he has a punchable face.
by Beautifulfaith April 19, 2016
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Punchable Feet

When a female has a pair of conspicuously voluptuous feet, so conspicuous to the point that it's honestly straight-up annoying. Typically this female has very large-sized feet, with long toes and large nail beds, more pronounced contours, and quite possibly veiny. Pretty much every feature of her foot has been 'enhanced', so to speak. Makes you really just wanna punch it (preferably with one's dick, if one has a feetish).

Not saying that's bad or anything, but personal preference-wise, some may prefer to keep a balance between gracefulness and suggestiveness. The same could be said with the buttocks and mammaries.
Tom: Hey girl you have some really punchable feet
Kimberly: ..thanks?
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Russian Punchalette

An activity or game involving two or more people swinging their fists aimlessly at eachother in a dark room with no lights.
"Dude, evil Elliot got his ass kicked by crazy Connor in Russian Punchalette"
by Andrew Flood May 23, 2005
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Punchable face

Someone with a face so irritating, smug, and yet somehow with just the right amount of mean that it invites aggression. Michael Gove, for example. (A British politician)
by RantyMcRantface March 26, 2023
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Punchabearinnamouf

1. Exclamation of manliness; esp. after a particularly manly act
2. An exclamation used to establish one's status as the alpha male, and to put down any possible challengers.
3. To physically strike a bear in the mandibular region.

The word is highly versatile and adaptable to new situations. No matter, it gets the point across.
1. (After fighting off 10 ninjas) "PUNCHABEARINNAMOUF!"
2. Joe: Do you wanna fight?
Matt: Bitch, I Punchabearinnamouf!
Joe: Oh damn I was uh... just kidding!
And then Joe Runs away.
**Note: in some situations, one might place extra emphasis on the "bear" part of the word, just for extra authority.
3. Dave: We were camping and this bear tried to steal the fish that we just caught!
Phil: What did you do?
Dave: I Punchabearinnamouf!
by MTBrenzo December 16, 2008
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Punchable face

You look nice enough for somebody to punch you and you not care. You look like you can take a joke and are not over dramatic.
Gavin looks like he has a punchable face because he’s nice.
by Punchable September 21, 2021
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Punchable Face

Everyone knows someone with a punchable face. Most people named Max have a punchable face.

For instance:
"Hey Max, who is also called BeerMeneer on discord, u have a face that i'd love to punch."
For instance:
"Hey Max, who is also called BeerMeneer on discord, u have a face that i'd love to punch. Therefore you have a Punchable Face."
by Gleuffje September 10, 2020
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