pun

1. A joke, usually a play on words involving either a homonym, or a phrase that rhymes with the original quote.
2. A very, very, VERY low form of humor, and often makes everyone within a ten mile radius sigh and pinch their eyes together.

These jokes will likely get you killed, the best case scenario is that someone laughs, simply because the joke is so bad/stupid, that said person cannot help but laugh, then tell you to get the out of the room.

never tell a pun, if you want to keep anything you hold dear.

by adminkiller December 3, 2010

pun

A clever play on words, often used for comedy. The play on words often use similar sounding words or homonyms to replace words that would normally be in the sentence. Another form is when a word with a double meaning is used to relate to a different word in the sentence in two different ways. Puns tend not to be funny, and often receives light sarcastic laughter. Many people fail at making these. One specific person comes into mind...

Chinese teacher: So, HOW is life?
Chinese student: Life is HAO.
Chinese teacher: *sighs* Why must I put up with this?
James: Oh, It's pun! *high fives*
Chinese student: wooooooooow...
Chinese teacher: Detention, both of you.

by TheFaclon and J.D April 18, 2011

pun

The worst form of human communication yet.

A stupid play on words trying desperatley to be funny.

(the most stupidest pun ever)
guy 1: knock knock
me: who's there
guy 1: orange
me: orange who
guy 1: orange you glad i didn't say bannanas?
*BANG*
me: I had a "blast" hanging with you...

by mega millions May 25, 2009

pun

female vagina, a shortened version of punani

you getting any pun?

by alli December 25, 2002

pun

The anglosaxon definition is a play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words. However, the legendary Big Punisher has created a byword expression which exclaims something that is gross, or inappropriate for a given moment, or just plain shzleezy.

"You mean you sat your rusty butt down on the toilet seat of a public restroom in Union Station without a toilet seat cover? "You nasty Pun." Response from said filth mongrel, "I don't care."

by coolmyx October 1, 2003

pun

joke

good pun

by vele June 20, 2016

pun

something that should have died a long time ago

Ha Ha Ha that's so punny

by zenthon05 October 25, 2016