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Pulling a Michael

To attempt to leave a conversation, but to be pulled back again and again.
Rob: Well, I can't focus on my paper, so I'll chat you.

Becky: You said that five minutes ago! You're pulling a Michael.
by EoPhGsY November 18, 2010
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Pulling a Mitchell

When you do something so incredibly gay, people automatically assume your name is Mitchell.
Dude, did you see John Pulling a Mitchell? He's so gay!!
by SpookyBoi69 October 22, 2017
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Pulling-a-Michaela

One: When a student insists on trying to get a teacher to assign more homework to the class.

Two: When a student asks about the assigned homework directly after the teacher assigns it and explains it, to clarify.
Example one:

Teacher: I am giving questions two A & B for homework on page 17.

Student 1: Aren't you supposed to assign four questions on a Tuesday?

Student 2: Stop Pulling-a-Michaela, Michaela!

Example two:

Teacher: You have to draw a graph and create an equation for homework.

Student 1: Do we have to draw a graph and create an equation for homework?

Student 2: Omfg stop Pulling-a-Michaela!
by sr1045 November 24, 2009
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pulling a mitchell

When you do a project for a foreign language class the morning it is due and don't prepare the speaking part at all but still get an A on it.
I pulled a mitchell on that French project that I presented today. I can't believe it worked!

How often do you pull a Mitchell?

I swear, pulling a Mitchell works every time for me. It's a lot better than doing it a few days before hand.... Preparation for weaks!
by Tea Quiblaugh January 14, 2015
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Pulling a Michael.

That asshole in the house who leaves his clothes in the washer/drier for days preventing anyone else from doing laundry.
Stop Pulling a Michael. I am not going to fold your clothes!

I wound up Pulling a Michael Friday and have to re-wash my clothes.
by BaconBreath February 18, 2019
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Pulling a Michael

To over react to the extreme physically, to throw yourself into or onto something when someone touches you
Mom put her hand out to block the child from running away, when her hand touched him, he threw himself backwards into the door and rolled across the floor, pulling a Michael.
by funnysister July 10, 2010
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Pulling a Michael Phelps

The most difficult sexual move to perform. Here is how it is done.

At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.

You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.

The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.

A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.

If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
Yesterday, when everybody finished swimming, I called my hot horny girlfriend and totally succeeded Pulling a Michael Phelps on her. Damn it was so hard!
by Team_Michael-Phelps February 27, 2011
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