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poker face

staright faced. since you have to keep a still face while playing cards.
"he said 'i love you' with a poker face last night, so i think he really meant it."
by redrobot September 24, 2005
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Poker face

A game in which an underclassman girl is placed under a table with several guys sitting around said table. The girl then proceeds to fellate one of the guys, and it is his job to keep a straight face. If the male receiving fellatio gets called out by the others he loses.
Yo dude, we are about to play poker face with that freshman ho tonight.
by Thug Life, Ride or Die February 17, 2009
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one eyed poker face

while receiving oral sex the male ,just before orgasm, will swiftly jerk his penis from the womens mouth and poke her in the right eye with it then when she screams shove his penis balls deep down her throat and ejaculate.
dave felt his balls tremble with excitment so he ripped his swollen pecker from sallys mouth and jabbed her right eye with it. sally screamed in pain only to be gaged by daves monster meat. laughing dave said " and thats why they called him 'one eyed poker face'."
by JonSyn November 14, 2009
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Poker Face Queen

Poker Face Queen, also known as Poker, is a user on Internet who used to roleplay a lot on Discord but who suddenly disappeared one day. She used to play chaotic characters, but always with the objectif of making others laugh. She somehow made others love her characters not for their qualities but for their flaws, something that surprised her all the time. To those who might read this and who used to know her on Discord.. I'm sorry I disappeared like that. My studies became too time consuming and I was going through a lot of emotional stress and had a near burnout. I just cut off every social apps on my phone and now I'm scared of opening them again... Love you all guys.
Other users describing her (and Poker Face Queen describing herself too) :

Poker is a true meme lord.

Poker is the chaos lord.
by PokerFaceQueen June 5, 2023
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Poker Face

When a man prematurely ejaculates in a woman and shows no emotion and continues to fuck her without informing her, later to find out she is pregnant.
When Chris came in Alyssa his facial expression did not change, letting Alyssa think that Chris was a monster at sex, but latter found out ego-is-prego. Chris has an excellent Poker Face.
by Purplestuff March 14, 2009
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Poker Face

The hottest song in America currently. Preformed by Lay GaGa, a pop goddess. Or playboy model.

A straight face that poker players try to keep.
Person 1: Have you seen that video for Poker face?
Person2: Yeah.

Person 1: Look at that guy. He couldn't keep a straight face if he wanted to.
Person 2: A poker face.
by Shannah Rose February 14, 2009
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poker face

I'm sorry.
I'm having a hard time reading her Poker Face.
by bam mcbambam June 27, 2010
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