pokeman

the way most adults or people who hate pokemon call pokemon
I like jamaicans because they never call pokemon "pokeman"

Person 1: Dude pokeman is gay.
person 2: number 0ne, it's called pokemon you Dipshit!
number Two, there is no gayness in pokemon (except when team rocket cross-dresses but thats a different story) so lay off you cock-sucking, mother-fucking son of a bitch!

by BlackWarGreymon October 1, 2006

pokemaniac

A variation of the many trainers one must battle in Pokemon Red/Blue/Green. They look like nerdy guys and often possess quite formidable pokemon.

Ash: Summoned Blastoise
Pokemaniac 5: Summoned Nidoking
Ash: Blastoise used bubblebeam
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used thrash
Ash: Blastoise used Headbutt
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used trash...Nidoking's attack missed!
Ash: Blastoise used ice beam
Nidoking fainted!
Ash received $4290, Blastoise gained 1203 exp.
Pokemaniac 5: Oh no! I can't believe i lost!

by wtf March 1, 2005

Pokeman

The teacher word for Pokemon. Mostly used with the word card(s).

"PUT THOSE POKEMAN CARDS AWAY!"

by Colress's Waifu July 9, 2018

pokeman

The way Bill Cosby pronounces the word "pokemon."

NOTE: From the television series "Family Guy"
Bill Cosby: Now my good man, what do you like to play?
Child: Pokemon
Bill Cosby: Pokeman? Pokeman with the pokey and the man and the thing with the guy comes out of the thing and he makes a fahaheagabfahahah.

by Strick August 22, 2006

Pokeman

A misspelling of the word "Pokémon" that is common among older North American adults that did not grow up with video games, anime, and Japanese electronics.

Also a meme popularized by a picture of one cat holding a Game Boy Advance with a game slotted in, and telling another cat to "let me show you my pokemans".

<gnuwtey> Pokemon Diamond & Pearl, GETTO daze!
<nimda21> Hey, is that the new Pokeman game that came out?
<gnuwtey> It's "Pokemon", you know.
<nimda21> Hmm.
<gnuwtey> What's your ASL, anyway?
<nimda21> 47/m/Ohio. Why? What's yours?
<gnuwtey> *creeped out*

by Mr. Briggs November 30, 2009

pokemanz

The proper pronunciation of "pokemon" if you happen to be Bill Cosby.

Pokemanz? What the hell is a Pokeman? *grumble grumble*

by tricky mcdickster January 14, 2009

Pukeanuke

An uncontollable case of vomiting that gives no warning and is accompanied by an extremely loud purging sound, simlilar to an explosion.

I could tell Billy had had too much to drink when he pukeanuked all over our pizza.

by Jimmythegimp January 17, 2011