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Putz

1. putz

Literally, vulgar slang for penis, not to be used lightly. More offensive than the schmuck, which can be used affectionately or teasingly. Rarely used to describe the member, schmuck does that.

"What a putz! Used the same as What an asshole!"

2. putz

(n) a stupid, ignorant person; someone who doesn't pay attention to anything going on; one who makes stupid remarks

"Reiner is a putz. He is always scamming on women. No wonder, he can't stay married."

3. Putz

A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.

Oh, don't be such a putz!
"Reiner is a putz. He is always scamming on women. No wonder, he can't stay married."
by Sara Smiles October 28, 2013
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Putzi

German term of endearment or nickname meaning "little one" or "cute one"

Most notably used by Ernst Hanfstaengl, an American-German diplomat.
Putzi, could you help me with this paperwork?
by Spoonish July 15, 2009
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putzenfagel

someone who just doesnt get anything
ok right click your mouse, no the other button you putzenfagel
by Doctor Moor October 23, 2008
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putzing

fooling around aimlessly
messing around or about
tooling around
You can go in there, Bubba is just putzing around with the computer.

If it wasn't for all the putzing, stuff would get done around here.
by anystupidassname July 20, 2007
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putz life

Slang Yiddish reference describing the qualitatively sad existence of a person who just hangs out and does nothing all day long.
That ganja smoking, champagne guzzling trust fund baby is clearly living the diamond-studded putz life.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2019
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puhtoofeneufen

Person 1: Puhtoofeneufen.
Person 2: This person must be retarded.
by Sam_wu_is_gay July 19, 2019
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puhtoofeneufen

One of the most versatile words in the English Language. Puhtoofeneufen is all parts of speech and can be used in any situation. Highest form of slang. Only dedicated slangers have the skills to use it.
Person 1: Did you hear about Ron and Jamie last night?
Person 2: What were they doing?
Person 1: They were puhtoofeneufen
Person 2: Holy puhtoofeneufen!! No way!!
Person 1: I know... apparently Ron has a puhtoofeneufen dick
Person 2: Damn. What a lucky puhtoofeneufen.
by Puhtoofeneufen July 3, 2019
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