Pedometer

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.

To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.

by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010

Pedometer

Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.

My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.

by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010

pudoinker

Someone thats far beyond a oinker and a pudder...

Look at that fat pudoinker!!!

by mike hunt 1234567 August 6, 2011

pudsmack

someone who fucks their couch and uses saran wrap too much

Kevin Joe is a pudsmack

by DHAReauxK January 13, 2009

Pedominate

When one turns on their pedometer all day and realizes that they walked more than they thought they did, they "pedominated"

Person 1: "Did you walk a lot today?"

Person 2: "Yes! I walked 25,498 steps. I totally pedominated today."

by el389o January 12, 2010

Pedomobile

An old, beat up, crappy looking car that when you look at it you think a pedophile drives it, or a car that has a sexually suggestive licence plate such as:2YUNG469

"Holy crap did you see that Pedomobile? the licence plate's halarious!"

by Jerrycanner February 3, 2010

Pudoks

Another word for the term ‘p*rn’ or a ‘p*rno’ originated from RCB

‘I saw funmi watching pudoks yesterday o’

by Thatgirlthatlovesfood August 12, 2018