rice purity test

the rice purity test is a purity test from rice university (no shit) that gives you a purity score with 0 being least pure and 100 being most pure

"ah, no shit that jenny is a 32 on the rice purity test!"

by jemima williams April 20, 2018

purity ball

a creepy, covertly incestuous ritual in which a girl "gives" her virginity to her father who will "give" it to her husband on her wedding day. inherently misogynist, since no one seems to care about what boys do with their dingalings. usually put on by evangelical fundie Christian dads who "date" their daughters, exhibit lots of family love, and have an unhealthy interest in their daughters' sexuality.

Did you see the Glamour article on incest-fest... er, I mean, purity balls?

by Heina January 7, 2009

pudish

someone whose flashlight is always showing

person 1: your flashlight is on
*person 2 looks down at pants*
person 2: oh! im such a pudish!

by ilovegod234 May 11, 2018

Facebook pundit

A person who uses Facebook to make political comments and advocate a particular point of view. Said person is inclined to get involved in debates with other Facebook users by exchanging comments on a post.

Girl 1: What does John talk about on Facebook?
Girl 2: Oh, I usually just skip over his posts. He's always talking about political stuff. He's such a Facebook pundit.

by JPJP January 24, 2010

Purity

Purity is a unique, down-to-earth, sweet, bubbly, and beautiful girl with a lot of depth to her personality. She is drawn to nature and loves doing outdoor activities. Guys who truly get to know this girl will fall in love with her; and hard.

Purity is the coolest person I know.

by sunflowergirl27 May 23, 2018

Purity Rong

a Purity Ring which is typically used as a commitment of chastity before God, only in the case of a Purity Rong, anal sex and blow jobs are allowed.

You: "Hey man, did you see that chick has a Purity Ring?"
Me: "Well, considering she does anal and gives BJs, it a Purity Rong"

Purity Ring blow job anal god sex

by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

punitentiary

An emotional experience describing how incarcerated a person feels when they can’t escape the company of a constant punner.

I’ve been stuck in this punitentiary since the day I married him!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021