puberty hit me like a truck

When someone is born ugly AF then puberty hits and they become hot

Remember what I looked like at 13? Damn, puberty hit me like a truck

by persuasionbypoop July 7, 2017

phubber

The combination of the words, "phone" and "snubber" which means people who lower their heads looking at their smart phones.

The number of phubbers has risen dramatically in recent years.

by SCY October 9, 2014

Puberty Parm

Someone who no one knows about/extremely ugly, but when puberty hits them, they're suddenly the most popular kid around.

Friend: He's totally the puberty parm of the school.

Me: ikr

by britneyxx December 9, 2012

nightmare on puberty street

A crappy show we're forced to watch in middle school.

"Dude did you see nightmare on puberty street?"
"Not yet but that shits gay af."

by ReversingTime December 17, 2018

Font puberty

When a font, as the size largens, becomes more smooth and less jagged looking. Usually occurs around size 14px, where you can really distinguish the smoothness of the letter.

Arial has it's font puberty at size 14, while Century Gothic has it at 18.

by ColorMyStereo November 20, 2009

Puberty

That time in a parent's life where they start to notice that their water bill starts to increase as their big load of joy of a teenager starts aging.

They refuse to believe that's the reason why but it's true, puberty can get expensive.

(if you're still unsure of why this is happening,it's because your son/daughter masturbates frequently in the shower)

Mother: God donut rick! Our water bill is twice as much as it was last month! Is this a mistake?!

Father: Hunny... it's puberty.

by Hart07 August 25, 2014

pubbed out

When any member of your party gets very very intoxicated. often leading to rants about animal rights and how the music scene used to be back in "his day" usually turns out to be the Pubby (see 2nd definition) of the group.

Me: duuuude... last night i got so pubbed out.
Trav: Really?? was it bad?
Me: lets just say all those assholes at the party wish they never met me.

by umbels February 4, 2010