poot blaster

One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.

I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Cutie patootie

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.

Chad is a cutie patootie.

by Shulaman September 9, 2016

Pootay

Another word for a fart usually used at younger ages

Oh jeez do you smell that? I think young Scottie did a pootay.

by Bald Boy September 12, 2019

poot lovato

Poot is Demi Lovato's two-dimensional twin sister who has been in captivity for sixty-three years. She has recently been freed from the basement.

Poot Lovato's did nothing wrong.

by Ohheythere10 December 17, 2015

Pootend

When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations

"He can't help bathe the kids because he's too busy pootending"

by AgeCristini July 1, 2017

cooter poot

Same thing as a pussy fart

Man, when I pulled out, Cheryl let loose a cooter poot that parted my hair!

by Ferguson June 9, 2005

poot lovato

Poot Lovato was locked in a basement her whole life. She was the unknown twin sister to Demi Lovato, who kept Poot's existence a secret for more than 20 years. She escaped recently, ready to show her fame to the whole world. She is Kanye West's new wife and she is now a meme circulating the globe.

Demi: Poot Lovato escaped her basement! Argh!
Poot: i wel git u demee

by pmdimak January 18, 2016