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Dirty Plummer

A male performing any motorsport activity, such as motocross, ATV riding, or trail riding, in the dirt, mud, or sand, in highly dry and dusty condtions for extended periods of time, sometimes days, without bathing and while wearing jockey-type underwear, whereby creating a soupy mess of sweat, dirt, and ball-mustard on and around the unkempt scrotum, shaft, and testicles prior to a first date with a recent female acquaintance who proceeds to drink herself into oblivion, therefore loosening up to accept your dirty, soupy, stinkfest of a cock into her mouth, until you finish on her face.
I met this slut at the bar one night after a long day of riding motocross, she was so drunk, I gave her the Dirty Plummer.
by Dr. Fuckemyoung April 4, 2011
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plummering

When a guy's butt crack is visible when he bends over. Related to the term plummer's crack. Apparently many plummers butt cracks have been visible while working in client's homes.
Man1: Dude, cover that up!
Man2: what?
Man1: your ass crack, you're plummering something fierce.
by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
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A plummer

when a person bends over and the crack of thier ass is visible over the back of thier pants , it is said to be a plummer
man , tha t fat guy needs a belt, whenever he bends down he treats us to a plummer
by Colt45MaltLikka May 28, 2006
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Plummers Boob

Plummers boob is when a girls boobs are squeezed togther and there cleavage makes it look like a Plummers butt crack.
Dang that girl has a bad case a Plummers boob.
by Mustache Moses November 16, 2012
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The Dirty Plummer

A male performing any motorsport activity, such as motocross, ATV riding, or trail riding, in the dirt, mud, or sand, in highly dry and dusty conditions for extended periods of time, sometimes days, without bathing and while wearing jockey-type underwear, whereby creating a soupy mess of sweat, dirt, and ball-mustard on and around the unkempt scrotum, shaft, and testicles prior to a first date with a recent female acquaintance who proceeds to drink herself into oblivion, passing out on her back, therefore loosening her up to accept a dirty, soupy, stink-fest of a cock into her mouth as if snaking a toilet to clear a clogged drain.
That whore over there has done 15 shots already, I bet she’s about ready for the Dirty Plummer.
by Mr. Fuckemyung April 8, 2011
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Plummer's crack

Akin to a plumber's crack, but hairier, fatter, sweatier and in general, more disgusting.
"His plummer's crack made many people vomit."
by Smellybottom March 21, 2010
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A plummer

a girl who likes to suck dick (or clean out the pipes)
shes a plummer, she swallowed the whole load
by djjew January 28, 2007
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