Proctologist

One who receives sheer joy by inspecting and treating patients assholes.

One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.

by Jim Jim420 October 26, 2009

proptologist

someone who has achieved a range of skills in all the facets of the preforming arts and is using that understanding to perform the art of seamless weaving of environments. A person or persons so skilled at art direction or set dressing that the audience is pulled emotionally into the environment. Theater Film TV

The show was crazy, who ever made Dracula's castle look so good had to be a proptologist.

by Mad Kat June 27, 2009

neuro-proctologist

A medical professional that helps people get their head out of their arse.

That Stephen Harper/Republican party/NRA sure could use a neuro-proctologist.

by doctorwhat January 25, 2013

Forensic Proctologist

Someone who looks up your arse to see what crawled up there and died

Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.

I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.

by Smelly Fella January 17, 2009

PROCTOLOGIST

Also known as: A shitty job.

Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!

Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.

by Big Turd Burgler April 10, 2008

NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST

A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL THAT STUDIES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SOMEONES BRAIN, NERVOUS SYSTEM AND THE SHIT THEY HAVE ACCUMULATED IN IT.

ALL POLITICIANS ARE SUCH SHIT HEADS, THEY NEED A WEEKLY VISIT TO A NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST!!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009

Proctologist

A person that brown noses so much they may as well have been a proctologist.

You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.

You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.

by Tatty 2 March 26, 2013