penstration

when a pen in your pants leaks, leaving a smear of ink resembling a menstration stain

I left the meeting only to discover I had a case of penstration all through my pants

by pink delicous November 6, 2011

Prostipation

The opposite of constipation, i.e., diarrhea. See also: Hershey Squirts, trots, Montezuma's Revenge.

Taco Cabana's crispy chicken gordita is a well known cause of prostipation.

by Squatch111 November 11, 2017

Procrationate

Showing strong feelings of procrastination.

I hate someone who is this procrationate about completing such a simple task.

by Yo boi burrito! March 25, 2021

Prostipation

prostipation is when you expect extreme diarrhea but actually nothing comes out.

Man - Man im gonna have extreme diarrhea today!
*nothing comes out*

Man - did I just experience prostipation

by i am prostipating September 4, 2023

postcation

A portmanteau of "post" and "vacation". In message boards and forums, when a person or group of people who had been posting in a particular thread quite a lot suddenly or slowly stop posting for a period of time, usually with no explanation. During postcations, threadjacking may occur, but is usually crushed by forum moderators.

xxxKewlGai1132xxx: Hey, I haven't seen MeatMuncher521 in this thread for a while.

NotaNEWb: Oh, yeah, he and ShadowXcool are on postcations.

xxxKewlGai1132xxx: Awesome! Threadjackin' time!

by Aruscio August 24, 2010

pestration

PESTRATION

Pronounced

Pest-ray-shun

verb :
when any female continues to:

interrupt, nag, direct, boss, bitch, whine, complain, order, or any other form of annoyance causing distraction during gaming hours*. The only acceptable exception is in order to receive sexual favors from the female pestrator.

* gaming hours:

Any and all times while an electronic device is in utilization by a male. Especially, during times the male feels the uncontrollable barbaric urge to "kill some mother effer's on Xbox" or any other brand gaming console, handheld electronic device, or Arcade equipment.

**Hours may and will vary:

These are to include the

scheduling of availability for other slothful behaviors. Such as, consumption of food or other sustenance, relieving of one's self and sleeping. Also to include the level or degree of pestration achieved by the pestrator female.

The pestration I constantly endure from my girlfriend makes me feel like strangling myself.

I've never been so pestrated.

Pestration will be the death of her.

by Twilight Lowe July 13, 2018

Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.

Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?

by CatBlender August 25, 2009