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prostitution

n: The most honest transaction that ever takes place between men and women.
1. She thinks: "I want half of your house, your car and your salary" She says: "Can we discuss the M-word?"

2. She thinks: "I want free drinks" She says: "you're really nice"

3. He says: "Can I get you a drink?" He means: "I would really like to fuck you"

It's all just prostitution in the final analysis!
by Reiki Man April 17, 2006
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prostitution

it's basically constitution but only pros and no cons.
prostitution > constitution
by The_AlphaLaser October 24, 2023
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prostitution

A woman (or man) that sells her ass (or his ass) to Republican senators and representatives.
Your mother is a prostitute. That is to say that she practices prostitution.
by 3Gdamnyousankmybattleshipbitch January 17, 2006
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prostitution

noun, uncountable
working as a prostitute, Gisang or comfort woman which is said to have originated in the Korean Peninsula
Korea is the leading nation in terms of prostitution because the business model was invented during the Silla Kingdom era.
by Abajian November 25, 2005
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prostitution

what the constitution shall be renamed to since there is restricted freedom
The Constitution should be renamed to the Prostitution
by MindsEyeTHPS May 30, 2017
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prostitution

a terrible buisness, which banks on poor women and men, usually not the beatuiful sophisticated people you seee in movies, but homeless, abused, or without anything, and prostitution is the only way they live or know how to live.
dude: im going to vegas to gamble and for prostitution

me: plesae dont! do you know how hard their lives are?
by frozen_sunshine June 30, 2008
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prostitution

Prostitution, n. The act of selling sex and/or sexual favours in exchange for money, drugs, or chickens, depending on local currency and exchange rates.
Illegal in nearly all countries worldwide. Politicians put it down at every opportunity, despite their frequent use of these "ladies of the night"
The most frightening aspect of prostitution is not the act, which is merely pornographic movies without the studio and piss-poor acting. The money from prostitution usually finances drug pushers, who in turn finance other criminal acts. Thus you paying to get your rocks off with some drug-addled whore in Soho could be indirectly funding things like 7/11 or even 9/11.
It is the oldest profession in the world.
Single man, driving in car: Hey babe, fancy showing me a good time?
Lady of negotiable affection: S'gonna cost ya.
Single man: Sure, I just wanna blow my load.
He gets what he wants, she gets what she wants. He probably gets a veneral disease too but hey, we can't all be winners.
This is the lowest form of prostitution.
by Jono Drew August 19, 2007
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