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Prosta-Toot

It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)
Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!
by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018
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APD (Anti Prossy Device)

A device that consists of a fork with the centre two prongs broken off. It is used to defend against the prostitutes of Magaluf.

To use it you simply arm yourself with it and lunge at the prossies eyes, this allows for a quick getaway.

The device can be purchased with several attachments such as harpoon spear with rope, laser sight, explosive prong ammunition, prossy net, taser stunning prongs, long range scope, boomerang return prongs, armoured piercing prongs (for the prossies wearing protective eyewear).

It also comes in a male or female version, the difference being the colour.
APD (Anti Prossy Device)

Person 1: "There's a prossy, get the APD."

Person 1: "Watch out there's prossies down there!"
Person 2: "It's OK I've got my APD"
by C-Ton1 September 3, 2009
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Prossy

Short for "Processor" which is essentially the brain of any computing device. Two major processor developers are AMD and Intel.
My stupid ass motherboard died today, so I got to get a new motherboard, which will also require me to purchase another prossy.
by IsraelHands09 November 11, 2010
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prossi

It's a short way of calling someone a prostitue, like if you are telling someone off.
When you are calling them a prostitute it doesn't have to be literal, it's just another way of calling someone like a slut.
Person A: Your such a slut!
Person B: Your a hoe!
Person A: Who are you calling a hoe you prossi!
by aLWAYStHErIGHToNE June 13, 2009
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Pross

Someone who can't go a minute in a conversation without lying. Beyond exaggeration to the point where people actually get mad and want to punch or spit on that person. Normally Male with short black hair, and the features of a crack baby.
Johnny: Dude, last night I was driving and i had my arm out the window and a car hit my arm going the opposite direction.

Evan: Dude, shut up.

Johnny: Then I went in the woods and found a Heroin Factory.

Evan: I will spit in your face if you don't stop lying you fucking Pross!
by Snoopy542 December 8, 2010
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Pross

A cross between probably and possibly
Emma: Can you come to the movies with me?

Jamie: I think so, pross. I'll see.
by LlamasInTraining August 4, 2009
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Prosta-tot

A strung out chick who hangs out in trap houses, offering oral or sexual favors in trade for drugs.
Marys the top prosta-tot at that trap for really...
by ivana flailsomemore December 19, 2020
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