Progalssive

A woman, typically a teenager, who claims to want equal rights for everyone, but often downplays injustices against men and other marginalized groups in favor of their own first-world problems.

Jenny is progalssive, she is pro-equality for everyone, but promotes violence against men and gets upset at rape jokes.

by Archelexus October 26, 2014

Prongles

The ultimate chip that once you pop, THAT’S GREAT! Brayden, the Xtreme warthog, is their awesome mascot. Available in great flavors such as Salt & Potato as well as Onions & Cream.

“Hey man, can you pass me the Prongles”
“Sure” *passes the can*
*Pops open the can* “That’s Great”

by Solarixmd November 24, 2017

pornalized

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.

Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.

by jaytho June 29, 2012

Pronasticrate

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.

I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.

by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

Pronablentian

The probable reality of something impossible happening

I had a pronablentian moment:
The sky exploded, and yet the cows still lived

by Inspire_squidward October 9, 2012

probalation

In short it means Premature Ejaculation.
To be said very quickly, deeply & softly

"So what seems to be the problem"
"I...er...have....probaltion

by Andy J May 13, 2005

prongles

another word for pringles.

Hey dogger want some prongles?
yes.

by Dogger181 August 17, 2020