"Montgomery Tully, that phenomenally fast British directing machine, whipped up another espionage programmer with 1964's Master Spy."
"Then, sheriff Brown doubles as an ornery outlaw to capture an ornery outlaw, as well as take the fancy of a preacherwoman and a singer in the B-western programmer "Rogue of the Range" (1937)."
"Dull programmer, redeemed by the title song and 1 powerful sequence"
"They tried a few more oater series starring the likes of Rod Cameron and Kirby Grant, but Universal lost interest in doing cowboy films and opted to phase themselves out of the B western programmer."
"This doesn't come across as a formulaic programmer. It has plenty of tension."
"The set-pieces are nothing overly spectacular or original (the film's concluding piece is right out of CLIFFHANGER), but as a formulaic programmer, you could do a lot worse--call it a good popcorn movie."
"This formulaic programmer, about a young shipbuilder who forgoes a union-protected job (talk about crazy) in a Maryland shipyard for a crack at the nearby U.S. Naval Academy, qualifies loosely as drama."
"Then, sheriff Brown doubles as an ornery outlaw to capture an ornery outlaw, as well as take the fancy of a preacherwoman and a singer in the B-western programmer "Rogue of the Range" (1937)."
"Dull programmer, redeemed by the title song and 1 powerful sequence"
"They tried a few more oater series starring the likes of Rod Cameron and Kirby Grant, but Universal lost interest in doing cowboy films and opted to phase themselves out of the B western programmer."
"This doesn't come across as a formulaic programmer. It has plenty of tension."
"The set-pieces are nothing overly spectacular or original (the film's concluding piece is right out of CLIFFHANGER), but as a formulaic programmer, you could do a lot worse--call it a good popcorn movie."
"This formulaic programmer, about a young shipbuilder who forgoes a union-protected job (talk about crazy) in a Maryland shipyard for a crack at the nearby U.S. Naval Academy, qualifies loosely as drama."
by David Porta July 07, 2006
Programmer: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-oh, it works."
by MidnightWasTwoHoursAgo June 19, 2018
People who scream pathetically at a computer all day long for their own mistakes and still somehow gets paid.
by flip_master_harambe May 09, 2021
Programmer A "You started on that program yet? When's it due anyway?"
Programmer B "Nah, not yet, and its due tomorrow morning at eight!"
Programmer A "Damn, you gonna get it done in time?"
Programmer B "Yeah, I've got a bottle of Stacker II's and a pot of coffee, I should be fine."
Programmer B "Nah, not yet, and its due tomorrow morning at eight!"
Programmer A "Damn, you gonna get it done in time?"
Programmer B "Yeah, I've got a bottle of Stacker II's and a pot of coffee, I should be fine."
by its_allgood December 09, 2005
A programmer is a human, rock, or any other object capable of turning pizza and caffeine into code. Programmers minds are very complex - they like to explain things in ways that a normal human would not understand, and makes jokes that only programmers would laugh at.
Programmer 1: You create a gun module, a gun class, a foot module and a foot class. After realising you can't point the gun at the foot, you pass a reference to the gun to a foot object. After the foot is blown up, the gun object remains alive for eternity, ready to shoot all future feet that may happen to appear.
Programmer 2: BWAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Programmer 1: I even have one about Java!
You find that Microsoft and Sun have released imcompatible class libraries both implementing Gun objects. You then find that although there are plenty of feet objects implemented in the past in many other languages, you cannot get access to one. But seeing as Java is so cool, you dont care and go around shooting anything else you can find.
Programmer 2: BWAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Programmer 1: I even have one about Java!
You find that Microsoft and Sun have released imcompatible class libraries both implementing Gun objects. You then find that although there are plenty of feet objects implemented in the past in many other languages, you cannot get access to one. But seeing as Java is so cool, you dont care and go around shooting anything else you can find.
by Quojil February 19, 2014
by ThePunisher4012 February 16, 2022
A programmer is a person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumerable punching, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures taken from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first place.
Finance Director: "Hey programmer guy. When is the stock predicted to change?"
Programmer: "01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111"
Programmer: "01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111"
by Gromitted August 12, 2011