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procrasta-dash

ever have one of those days where you wake up when the alarm clock rings, you look at your watch, realizing theres still plenty of time before class, so you hit the snooze button. repeat the process until theres about ten minutes left before class, then upon realizing that you are really screwed and the teacher takes attendance and takes points off for tardies, you disregard all moral standards, and run your ass to class. this also applies to work.
Dude, I procrasta-dashed to class this morning, and literally, i brushed my teeth on the way to class..
by BIoTeCH October 4, 2005
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Procrastacleaning

Cleaning in an attempt to delay or postpone action; put off doing something by cleaning.
At assessment time Maggie would often find herself procrastacleaning.

Procrastacleaning is something many people find themselves doing when avoiding other more unpleasant tasks.

Collin spent the whole day procrastacleaning his apartment.
by Maggie Moth November 10, 2011
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Over-processed

Over-processed girls, are usually in their 20's. They are characterized by wearing a large amount of makeup and hair that is obviously highlighted. Along with hair and make-up, over-processed girls are often seen wearing the 'latest' fashions (i.e. Ugg Boots and 7 Jeans) and often carry large purses bearing designer logos.
Nicole Ritchie is a prime example of an over-processed girl.
by Farrah L. December 9, 2008
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procrasstinate

To put off doing something, not because you're busy, but because you're a lazy ass.
He preferred to watch football and procrasstinate than to mow the yard.
by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010
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procras-tea-making

Person 1: Why arn't you revising?
Person 2: I'm procras-tea-making. Want a cup?
by Decius-the-biochemist May 20, 2011
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Procrastabuddy

someone you talk to only when you procrastinate. like a fuck buddy but for homework laziness.
"Bother me. I'm bored." - Jake

"No, go do your essay. I'm not gonna be your procrastabuddy" -Ann
by Jake longwell October 6, 2009
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procrastaborter

A woman that procrastinates an abortion so long that she must go full term with her pregnancy.
That kid sure is lucky that his mom was Procrastaborter or he would not be here today.
by DeReese May 15, 2014
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