procrastiponging

Playing beer pong or any other type of pong instead of doing something you probably should be doing

I didn't feel like writing my paper so I grabbed a cup and started procrastiponging

by The Fuckin Real Nasty Matt October 28, 2010

procrastipating

the act of holding in poop because you are too lazy to get up and push it out
constipated procrastination poop lazy

"i have to take a shit but I'm to lazy to get up"
"Dude you are procrastipating"

by jenifurrebercer November 21, 2015

procrastighosting

The act of waiting so long to respond to someone that it becomes too awkward or pointless to do so.

"Hey, did you ever get back to Joe about going to his party tonight?"
"No. I kept putting it off, and it's too late now."
"You're procrastighosting him?"
"I guess so."

by Sarginitial June 25, 2018