pro-vaxxer

someone who believes that vaccines work because they do and aren't a fucking idiot that will die by the age of 3 because they weren't vaccinated. anti-vaxxers spend 2 minutes on google, search up "vaccines cause autism", find some bullshit studies that don't prove jack-shit and start spreading bull-shit information on their annoying, stupid and retarded facebook groups.
Karen: PRO-VAXXERS ARE DUMB!!!!!!!! MY MAGICAL ESSENTIAL OILS WILL STOP YOUR VACCINE-PREVENTABLE DISEASES!!!!!
AND VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM! I DID 2 MINUTES OF GOOGLE SEARCHING AND IT SAYS VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM
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A person who supports appropriate vaccinations based on their understanding of science-based medicine, reputable peer-reviewed journal articles, and overwhelming scientific consensus. These people vehemently reject claims based on feelings, anecdotal data, mommy-bloggers, Google University graduates, the crapumentary Vaxxed, and all other forms of woofuckery, in general.
I'm a pro-vaxxer because I am anti-disease. Oh, and because I'm not a dumbfuck.
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I am a Pro-Vaxxer, because I want my kids to live past the age of 3.
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Pro-vaxxer

Someone who trusts the medical advances that have helped to eliminate some deadly illnesses and greatly reduce the presence and deadliness of others.

Someone who doesn't shill for the baby coffin industry.
Juniper: "I don't believe in poisoning my baby with vaccines. I'll just put potato slices in his socks and diffuse some fuckin dōTERRA® oils."

Pro-vaxxer: "Sounds like you're shilling for the baby coffin industry, but ok."
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A person who is smart enough to keep their children alive for the foreseeable future, rather than exposing them to archaic diseases that would be completely extinct. Typically a person with a functional brain.
Ashley is a pro-vaxxer because she knows her children deserve to live healthy, disease free lives.
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A well educated individual who actively spreads facts about vaccines to disbunk the misinformation that anti-vaxxers spew. This person is also known to mock anti-vaxxers mercilessly and thoroughly enjoys tearing apart the outdated studies or cherry picked information that they post.
Pro-vaxxers will laugh at you if you mention Wakefraud.
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An individual who knows the importance and necessity of vaccines, advocating for the widespread usage. Unlike an anti-vaxxer, a pro-vaxxer believes in science, and does not subscribe to quackery regarding the healing properties (or lack thereof) of random items, such as oils or crystals.
Anti-vaxxer: Big PHarMa mAkE us SICKER! There's no prOoF that vAccINes heLp us!

Pro-vaxxer: Actually, there is an enormous amount of evidence for the efficacy and safety of vaccines. And no evidence for the claims made by you.

Anti-vaxxer: BIG PHARMA ARE PAYING YOU TO SAY THIS!!!!!!!!! VACCINE INJURIES!!! ESSENTIAL OILS WILL CURE ALL!!! READ THE INSERTS!!!! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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