El Primo

A brawl stars character who jumps into enemy base with 10 gems, thinking he can survive.

Person A: El Primo has 10 gems, let’s hope he survives
El Primo: Eellll Primooooooo!
Person B: WTF El Primo! You are a dumbass

by DerpBoi April 17, 2019

Prison

I think you got the wrong word here.

You searched "Prison"
Did you mean, "School"?

by Evan_Blackwood February 8, 2018

Prison Jester

A nickname for the famous Dr. Bunnygirl, the prison psychologist who can’t stop the compulsive unprofessional pranking that threatens to destroy her as yet untarnished career.

A Prison Jester is really only truly funny when they become infamous.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

primo

Of the best quality.

Scott's tattoos are primo!!!!

by Starchylde December 23, 2014

prison puppet

Anyone working inside a prison who tows the party line and pushes the agenda of the state.

The manner of a prison puppet and the cadence of their speech, along with their glibly canned words, usually outs them in an instant.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2018

prison mike

One of Michael Scott's many, many characters.

Jim: What did you do Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.

by Dougedatamazingdog May 23, 2018

Prison wallet

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

by K. Washington July 26, 2016